Delilah

Well, Ashley's stupid, retarded, asshole of a cat just moved in with us tonight. Her name is Delilah, and she's a mother of 5, and she's barely a year old herself.

First of all, she sit there and hisses at MY cat, who's been here for FOURTEEN years. It's HIS house. She is merely a guest here. Secondly, she fucking attacked my cat this evening when I was trying to feed him some snacks. Chased him all over the house and into the parents' bedroom under their bed. What a bitch.

But, she's afraid of the ceiling fan. Mom turned it on tonight when my aunt and uncle were here, and she started hissing at it and cowering in the next room. Too funny.

She also tried to make friends w/ my aunt and uncle, neither of whom like cats because they are allergic to them. My aunt was pretty miserable, what with 2 cats running amok. Smokey is now outside, hiding. I feel bad for him because this is HIS house, and she's run him off. He's 14 years old. Poor guy doesn't need this shit going on in his life. I hope he comes back inside soon to sleep in my bed. *sniff*